Corrupted Wish

[Drifting]

Granted, but it is now a CoD clone.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but it releases and their is 1 level which is 5 seconds long and you die when you complete it.

I wish my album would arrive.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but...it is just a piece of crap

I wish for the Spoiledrotten admin to stop lying abut me

[Drifting]

Granted, he stops talking to you altogether.

I wish I was done with finals already.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but some more exams come that you have to do and you do 2 a day for 5 months which drives you insane and you find where all of us live and steal our cheese.

I wish to finish college before 3pm tomorrow.

[BorisTheBombastic]

Wish granted but some more exams come that you have to do and you do 2 a day for 5 months which drives you insane and you find where all of us live and steal our cheese.

I wish to finish college before 3pm tomorrow.

Granted, but you get tons and tons of work for the weekend.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but I don't see any wish

I wish for my six pack to come back 

[Jacktheassassin]

Granted but it comes back but in a alternate universe.

I wish for monkey servants 

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but they throw a party and blow all your money on bananas and guns.

I wish for my mum to be happy for once.

[BorisTheBombastic]

Wish granted but they throw a party and blow all your money on bananas and guns.

I wish for my mum to be happy for once.

Granted, but then you get extremely depressed.

I wish I lived in London instead of filthy America.

[Jack1788]

Granted, but I come with you and eat your food.

I wish I was the owner of Crytek, so I can tell them to make TS4.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but they still can't find the right publishers

I wish for my ice cream to turn into King Kong's badass mustache of doom.

[BorisTheBombastic]

Wish granted, but they still can't find the right publishers

I wish for my ice cream to turn into King Kong's badass mustache of doom.

Granted, but it... tastes hairy.

I wish the American government was better utilized.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but America nuke's the rest of the world.

I wish for 11:30 to come quicker.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but straight away, time goes backwards. You are a little baby and you can't change back...

I wish for Bane to break the Bat