Corrupted Wish

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but they blow up on your balls.

I wish for a nice creamy chicken ice cream made out of pizza rolls.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but the mixture attracts a lot of unwanted guests to your house. Including spiders, Rats, Ants and more.

I wish to finish college early on Friday.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but you get mugged by people wearing white masks. They chop off your ballsac afterwards.

I wish that I had not sat on my balls

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but if you had sat on them it would have prevented you getting testicular cancer.

I wish for my stomach ache to go away.

[Undead Priest52]

Granted, but now you have a headache, that continues to grow in size, until it forces your head to completely burst.

I wish to not have to work tonight.

[Drifting]

Granted, your place of employment blows up spontaneously.

I wish to have some black ink for my printer.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but the ink squirts in your eyes, makes its way to your brain and kills you slowly

I wish for some lil chicken to puke out of my FACE

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but on the way out it shits down your throat and gives you salmonella.

I wish for my new album's case to magically fix itself.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but ya can't open it now 

I wished that this stupid Greek guy didn't flood our toilet

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but he becomes an ninja and kicks yo ass!

I wish to stay at my friends tomorrow night.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but your friend turns out to be GAY

I wish for a new stuffed toy 

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but it is a giant troll face and trolls you where ever you go and whatever you do for the rest of your life.

I wish for my programme to come tomorrow morning.

[Undead Priest52]

Granted, but it's a suicide program.. You know what that means! 

I wish for my food to cool down; it's really hot.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but it is FROZEN AS FUDGE NOW, dayuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!

I wish for YOU to stop eating my sesame CAAAKE

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but he eats 90% of all your food you have from now on.

I wish to stay at home for 2 nights in the next 2 weeks.