Wish granted, but they are given to me.
I wish I had my two front teeth.
I wish "foodstuff" was not a word.
I wish I never needed to sleep.
I wish I had a glass of milk.
I wish my skills with computers didn't have to clash with my hate of computers.
I wish the general population was smarter.
I wish the general Pop-Tart was tarter.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
I wish the Oscar trophy were shaped like a golden hotdog.
I wish I didn't have to come up with anymore wishes.