Corrupted Wish

[hungoverontues]

Granted, stomach removed

I wish for TS2 HD with online

[I_ROBOFISH]

Granted, but the netcode is broken.

I wish cats would stop scratching my retinas. (True story)

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but they move down south...

I wish for tomorrow not to be informal.

[(insert name here)]

I wish for tomorrow not to be informal.

Granted, but you then have so many forms to complete that you become buried in the paperwork and suffocate.

I wish other types of humor were as funny as bad puns.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but bad puns ow cease to exist.

I wish for monkey in a suit DLC for TSFP.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted but TSFP gets hated on by everyone, to the point that no one wants TS4.

I wish for the members of Spoiledrotten to see how bad the moderating is there.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but they take there anger out on you and you are banned for life.

I wish to get better at Gran Turismo 5.

[(insert name here)]

Wish granted, but then you realize there are only three Gran Turismo games.

I wish I actually knew how many Gran Turismo games there are...

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but a random man dressed as KFC chicken comes in and smashes your face in with a French baguette.

I wish for TDKR to come out now!

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but it only sells one copy.

I wish for Italy to come back and beat Spain.

[Undead Priest52]

Wish granted, but then the Team of Losers Dressed Like Batman comes in and wins.

I wish to have more motivation to visit. 

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but it motivates you to visit so much that you never leave.

I wish for my college transition event to finish early tomorrow.

[(insert name here)]

Wish granted, and all goes well.

I wish I were better at this thread.

[InfectedSausage]

No

I wish for 10 wishes

[(insert name here)]

Wish granted, but they are given to me.

I wish I had my two front teeth.
I wish "foodstuff" was not a word.
I wish I never needed to sleep.
I wish I had a glass of milk.
I wish my skills with computers didn't have to clash with my hate of computers.
I wish the general population was smarter.
I wish the general Pop-Tart was tarter.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
I wish the Oscar trophy were shaped like a golden hotdog.
I wish I didn't have to come up with anymore wishes.