Wish granted, but your two front teeth are so long, large and twisted, that those pierce your lips. The teeth also cause you to struggle in eating food other than pasta.
Wish granted, but you have trouble in not using that word in essays, which require perfect grammar. You also are forced to write those essays every day, until you get fired.
Wish granted, but you find it very boring to stay awake 24 hours a day, because you end up not knowing what to do next. To make it even worse, you CAN'T take a nap or sleep.
Wish granted, but it's soured milk, which is absolutely terrible.
Wish granted, but you don't have a computer anyway or never use it anyway anymore, so the wish was pointless.
Wish granted, but they outsmart you and start annoying you about it.
Wish granted, but it's now too tart for you.
Wish granted, but all the Oscar Mayer fans start chasing you and eating you to pieces. (If you meant the vehicle)
Wish granted, but you don't need to create more wishes only for a while. You will be forced to create a lot more wishes in the future, including creating wishes for others to use without giving you a credit.
I wish INH would create more wishes to this thread.