Corrupted Wish

[Gretel Mk Monkey]

Wish granted, but your two front teeth are so long, large and twisted, that those pierce your lips. The teeth also cause you to struggle in eating food other than pasta.
Wish granted, but you have trouble in not using that word in essays, which require perfect grammar. You also are forced to write those essays every day, until you get fired.
Wish granted, but you find it very boring to stay awake 24 hours a day, because you end up not knowing what to do next. To make it even worse, you CAN'T take a nap or sleep.
Wish granted, but it's soured milk, which is absolutely terrible.
Wish granted, but you don't have a computer anyway or never use it anyway anymore, so the wish was pointless.
Wish granted, but they outsmart you and start annoying you about it.
Wish granted, but it's now too tart for you.
Wish granted, but all the Oscar Mayer fans start chasing you and eating you to pieces. (If you meant the vehicle)
Wish granted, but you don't need to create more wishes only for a while. You will be forced to create a lot more wishes in the future, including creating wishes for others to use without giving you a credit.

I wish INH would create more wishes to this thread.

[Godman]

Granted, but he files ten thousand wishes and you have to reply to each and every single one of them.

I wish I could write Jestem's name out of a tower of translucent cubes stacked upon each other, with one character on each cube, for his YouTube channel background.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but it takes you 65 years to achieve this and you miss out on all your life.

I wish to qualify for my college football(soccer) team this year.

[FuturePerfection]

I wish to qualify for my college football(soccer) team this year.

Wish granted but on your debut game you lose 21-0 and are forced to play on with a broken leg because they've decimated your reserves bench

I wish my nationality wouldn't be posted every time I comment on 4chan

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but instead a video of you masturbating is posted.

I wish to not be so dirty minded.

[Godman]

Granted, you are now chemically castrated.

I wish this hamster didn't chew stuff she shouldn't chew so much.

[(insert name here)]

Granted, but you still have a hamster.

I wish someone would make a wish in my place.

[Gretel Mk Monkey]

Wish granted but that someone would make a wish, which just annoys you. Destroying your place or forcing you to live in that place forever with cats, whatever is the worse for you.

I wish everyone would be dogs, which can fly 9000 miles per minute.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but we eventually evolve into canine killing machines and kill each other in the most violent ways possible.

I wish to never do a squat work out again.

[InfectedSausage]

Wish granted, but your legs suck afterwards

I wish for Volition to die out

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but they re-form as part of activision and they just make COD games.

I wish to have the same optician tomorrow as I had last time.

[(insert name here)]

Granted, but last time you were in you made them mad, so this time they purposely damage your eyes beyond repair.

I wish a had a red suit jacket that fit.

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but you spill gravy all over it.

I wish for my legs to stop aching.

[Jacktheassassin]

Granted but now you have no legs

I wish for telekinetic powers like kenshi from mortal kombat

[ZachNinjaMonkey]

Wish granted but you go power crazy and start senselessly killing people and then you are hunted down and killed by Chuck Norris.

I wish to have a wife on sims that isn't Elderly.