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Author Topic: Random Adventures - CONTAINMENT BREACH  (Read 7513 times)

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Offline Jack1788

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #120 on: June 24, 2012, 01:18:14 PM »
Drifting had an awesome one.

>Timesplitters: Go-Kart Racing.

Offline Tuppence870

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #121 on: June 24, 2012, 01:31:38 PM »
Drifting had an awesome one.

>Timesplitters: Go-Kart Racing.
I second sight this, heck - this is what Crytek should make for GFACE :tarryhipper:

Offline Genki

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #122 on: June 24, 2012, 06:20:38 PM »

 
Wait, hold that announcement. While the trailers for Call of Homefront: Modern Crysis are playing, you get a call from the man behind the presentation.

MANAGER: I told you a million times NOT to add TimeSplitters games to the schedule! We already have the community waiting, let's not waste the suspense!

GUY: Sorry, sir! I just wanted to surprise some guys here. There were people in the crowd chanting for TimeSplitters games and I was tempted to give them what they wanted.

MANAGER: It's just a marketing scheme! I guess you ruined it, I'll be backstage getting the footage ready. *sigh*

GUY: Okay, sir. I'll get the equipment ready.

GUY: ...sir?

What will you do?
My name was Cheese, but then all the letters in the name disappeared in a magic act gone wrong.

Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #123 on: June 25, 2012, 04:43:57 AM »
>crowdsurf

Offline Genki

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #124 on: June 26, 2012, 11:05:10 PM »
>crowdsurf







Seriously where the hell are we going.

My name was Cheese, but then all the letters in the name disappeared in a magic act gone wrong.

Offline I_ROBOFISH

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #125 on: June 27, 2012, 01:28:50 AM »
>Get back up, fly to Germany, and punch Cevat Yerli firmly in the testicles.
"Everything you read on the internet is 100% true." - Abraham Lincoln

Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2012, 02:19:15 AM »
>Dance and do a Batman stare

Offline Joshed7

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2012, 07:30:55 AM »
>Continue falling and hope for the best while you send your clone warriors to begin taking over the world.
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fails like stinky turd on a platter

Offline Genki

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #128 on: June 28, 2012, 06:03:16 PM »
>Continue falling and hope for the best while you send your clone warriors to begin taking over the world.


You don't have a clone army, but--



...you fall and break your face.





Oh good, more BOTTOMLESS PITS to throw yourself into. Well, there's no use in trying to jump... or maybe you should just walk away?
My name was Cheese, but then all the letters in the name disappeared in a magic act gone wrong.

Offline Joshed7

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #129 on: June 28, 2012, 07:15:54 PM »
>Fix your face

>Create clone army

>Stop calling them bottomless pits when they clearly have a bottom
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Offline Genki

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #130 on: July 28, 2012, 07:16:41 AM »
>Stop calling them bottomless pits when they clearly have a bottom




Welp it's not a BOTTOMLESS PIT apparently.
My name was Cheese, but then all the letters in the name disappeared in a magic act gone wrong.

Offline Hano

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #131 on: July 28, 2012, 07:48:48 AM »
> try to find a way out

Offline Joshed7

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #132 on: July 28, 2012, 10:18:28 AM »
> Accept your fate and die in a corner.
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Offline Genki

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2012, 09:36:31 AM »
> Accept your fate and die in a corner.




This is hopeless.

> try to find a way out




And suddenly you realize it isn't hopeless.
My name was Cheese, but then all the letters in the name disappeared in a magic act gone wrong.

Offline Hano

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Re: Random Adventures
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2012, 10:01:07 AM »
> Do a handstand and hope gravity reverses.

 

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