TSP Film Tournament 2 - DEAD

[FezzyBear]

Come on you two, chill out. As for everyone else - there's nothing to see here.

[BorisTheBombastic]

I already saw and beholded the massive amount of anger waged out on this thread. 

[InfectedSausage]

Gonna update this in a few hours (basically when I get up from bed) I haven't forgotten about this. 

[InfectedSausage]

Blade Runner blasts away Sixth Sense with a 8-2. Daaaaamn....


1. Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi - Undead Priest52
Darth Vader and the Empire are building a new, indestructible Death Star. Meanwhile, Han Solo has been imprisoned, and Luke Skywalker has sent R2-D2 and C-3PO to try and free him. Princess Leia - disguised as a bounty hunter - and Chewbacca go along as well. The final battle takes place on the moon of Endor, with its natural inhabitants, the Ewoks, lending a hand to the Rebels. Will Darth Vader and the Dark Side overcome the Rebels and take over the universe?

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - Official Trailer HD

2. Robocop - Infectedsausage
Detroit - in the future - is crime ridden, and run by a massive company. The company have developed a huge crime fighting robot, which unfortunately develops a rather dangerous glitch. The company sees a way to get back in favour with the public when a cop called Alex Murphy is killed by a street gang. Murphys body is reconstructed within a steel shell and named Robocop. The Robocop is very successful against criminals, and becomes a target of supervillian Boddicker.

Original 1987 Trailer for Robocop

[FezzyBear]

Robocop, every time.
I've never even heard of The Star Wars.

[InfectedSausage]

Robocop, every time.

I agree with this.

To be honest, Star Wars VI's climatic battle felt too much like Star Wars Episode IV's climatic battle. And the last battle with Darth and Luke was disappointing.

[BorisTheBombastic]

I choose Robocop. Has a lot more action.

[Comatos]

Robocop, cause it's freaking violent, even Star Wars had spaceships battles.

[chrismafuchris]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[InfectedSausage]

Robocop blasts Star Wars Episode VI in the balls with a 6-3. Your move, creep.

Uh, anyway....


1. Stardust - Viola_Perfect
The passage from this world to the fantasy kingdom of Stormhold is through a breach in a wall beside an English village. In the 1800s, a boy becomes a man when he ventures through the breech in pursuit of a fallen star, to prove his love for the village beauty. The star is no lump of rock, it's a maiden, Yvaine. Tristan, the youth, is not the only one looking for her: three witches, led by Lamia, want her heart to make them young; and, the sons of the dead king of Stormhold want her because she holds a ruby that will give one of them title to the throne. Assisting Tristan are his mother, the victim of a spell, and a transvestite pirate of the skies. Will Tristan win his true love?

Stardust trailer HD

2. Escape From New York - Comatos
In the future, crime is out of control and New York Gotham City is a maximum security prison. Grabbing a bargaining chip right out of the air, convicts bring down the President's plane in bad old Gotham. Gruff Snake Plissken, a one-eyed lone warrior new to prison life, is coerced into bringing the President, and his cargo, out of this land of undesirables.

Escape From New York - TRAILER

[InfectedSausage]

Wow no one even replied. I'm gonna update this when I come back from college.

[InfectedSausage]

Escape From New York does some snake shit to Stardust with a 3-0.


1. The Descent - Undeadjelly
A woman goes on vacation with her family and friends and her husband and her daughter encounters a tragic accident. One year later she goes hiking with her friends and they get trapped in the cave. With a lack of supply, they struggle to survive and they meet strange blood thirsty creatures.

THE DESCENT Theatrical Trailer

2. Kung Pow: Enter The Fist - Undead Priest52
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts.

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist - Trailer HQ

[Undead Priest52]

Who could ever vote against Kung Pow? 
That's not sarcasm, by the way.

[InfectedSausage]

Who could ever vote against Kung Pow? 

Me.

The Descent is a great horror.

[FezzyBear]

Kung Pow wins it easily for me. Watched it so many times I can practically quote all of it.